Plugin: fortune
Author: Joey
Included in ikiwiki: yes
Enabled by default: no
Included in goodstuff: no
Currently enabled: yes

This plugin implements the fortune directive. This directive uses the fortune program to insert a fortune into the page.

Here's a fortune for you:

 it's weird, when you go on a safari to Africa to catch a lion, you
       find it alive and it charges, and then you kill it
 when you go on a safari to South Bay to find a Palm Vx, you find
       it dead and take it home and it charges after it arrives :)