Plugin: fortune
Author: Joey
Included in ikiwiki: yes
Enabled by default: no
Included in goodstuff: no
Currently enabled: yes

This plugin implements the fortune directive. This directive uses the fortune program to insert a fortune into the page.

Here's a fortune for you:

Bathquake, n.:
    The violent quake that rattles the entire house when the water
    faucet is turned on to a certain point.
        -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"